Posted by Phil on February 15, 1999 at 13:34:54:
Answers by children to biblical questions:
The first book of the Bible is Guinness's in which Adam and Eve were
created from an apple tree.
Noah's wife was named Joan of Ark.
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.
Unleavened bread is food made without ingredients.
Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments.
The sixth commandment is "Thou shalt not admit adultery."
Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
The people who followed Jesus were called the Twelve Decibels.
The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
St. Matthew was one of the opossums.
Paul preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage. He
taught Christians should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
>From the Reformation Lutheran Church Bulletin (originally in a Florida
Church Bulletin)