Posted by Phil on February 15, 1999 at 14:05:49:
>>>1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the
>>> bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to
>>> bed.
>>>
>>>
>>>2. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty
>>> feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
>>>
>>>
>>>3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or
>>> two, just for the free internet access.
>>>
>>>
>>>4. You laugh at people with 28.8 modems.
>>>
>>>
>>>5. You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail.
>>>
>>>
>>>6. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when
>>> using a word processor.com
>>>
>>>
>>>7. You can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't
>>> have a computer.
>>>
>>>
>>>8. When your email box shows "no new messages" and you feel
>>> really depressed.
>>>
>>>
>>>9. You don't know the gender of your three closest friends
>>> because they have nondescript screen name and you never
>>> bothered to ask.
>>>
>>>
>>>10. You move into a new house and you decide to netscape
>>> before you landscape.
>>>
>>>
>>>11. Your family always knows where you are.
>>>
>>>
>>>12. In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just
>>> say "LOL, LOL"
>>>
>>>
>>>13. After reading this message, you immediately forward
>>> it to a friend!
>>>