Posted by Phil on February 26, 1999 at 06:58:40:
INEFFECTIVE DAILY AFFIRMATIONS:
1. I am at one with my duality.
2. Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.
3. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.
4. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.
5. I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.
6. I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
7. As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they remind me in many ways to keep me quiet.
8. The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.
9. All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid, and disgusting parts.