Marriage in heaven (sent by Edward)

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: On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has : > a fatal car accident. : -------------------- : They are sitting outside heaven's gate waiting : > on St. Peter to do the paperwork so they can enter. While waiting, : they : > wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven. : > : > St. Peter finally shows up, and they ask him. St. Peter says, "I : > don't know, this is the first time anyone has ever asked. Let me go : > find out," and he leaves. : > : > The couple sits for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they : > really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of : it : > all. : > "What if it doesn't work out?" they wonder. "Are we stuck together : > forever?" : > : > St. Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat : bedraggled. : > "Yes," he informs the couple, "You can get married in Heaven." : > "Great," says the couple. "But what if things don't work out? Could : we : > also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red faced, slams his : clipboard : > onto the ground. : > : > "What's wrong?" exclaims the frightened couple. "Geez!" St. Peter : > exclaims, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you : have : > any idea how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer?"

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