Posted by Phil on April 19, 1999 at 07:55:10:
Why Don't I See You?
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one
day, and as always the preacher was standing at the
door shaking hands as the congregation departed.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of
the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the
Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except
for Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."