Posted by Phil on June 21, 1999 at 17:55:59:
> Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
> God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line is for
> the
> men who dominated their women on earth and the other for the men who were
> dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St.
> Peter."
> With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and
>
> there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their
> women
> was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women,
> there
> was only one man.
> God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves! I
> created
> you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only
> one
> of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"
> Then God said, "Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one
> in
> this line?"
> And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."