Posted by Anne Ward on July 11, 1999 at 12:33:42:
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Not too long ago a scientist tried to clone himself. However, his
clone was very obnoxious and lewd, while the scientist was well
received and respected. Finally fed up with his experiment gone
wrong, he threw his clone off the roof of the laboratory; killing the
clone. He was arrested by the local police for... making an
obscene clone fall.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire
in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your
kayak and heat it, too.
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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles
up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my
paw."
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent
in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would
win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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