Posted by Bodhisattva of Caramel on September 26, 19100 at 04:18:06:
Good Morning and welcome to Candyland Spirituality Center
I am Phil, High Priest of Chocolate. This is Johnboy, Bodhisattva of Caramel. Phil: Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes. Jb: Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home. Phil: Jesus loves you more than you will know. Jb: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Phil: Heaven holds a place for those who pray. Jb: Hey, hey, hey. Phil: Hey, hey, hey. Jb: Tomorrow I will do a guided meditation on the Ascent of Mt. Caramel. Phil: But today, we will sit under the Yum-Yum Tree to realize Bodhichocolate, which is the wish to attain almond-free chocolate for all sentient beings, as well as meditations done to achieve this, to calm the chocolate mind and to pacify discursive thoughts about chocolate, to realize the empty nature of chocolate, ultimately, involving realization of the unalloyed true nature of chocolate in its threefold purity such that one ceases to conceive of the three elements as real entities: neither the one who eats the chocolate, nor the act of eating chocolate, nor the chocolate itself. Jb: It's a little secret. Put it in your pantry with your cup-cakes.