Posted by Phil on February 15, 1999 at 13:30:23:
>> Ghandi humour
>>
>> Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet
>> became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person. Even
>> when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite
>> thin and frail. Furthermore, due to his diet, he wound up with very bad
>> breath.
>>
>> Therefore: he came to be known as a (wait for it ...)
>>
>> "Super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis."