Posted by Phil on February 15, 1999 at 13:31:31:
> A small church in the country is a having a service and the devil
walks
> in. Everyone in the church is runnin, scremin, until everyone
manages
> to get out, except one farmer who just sat there. The devil walks
up to
> him and says "do you know who I am?" The farmer says "yes." The
devil
> says "are you afraid of me?" The farmer says "no." The devil asks
> "why?" The farmer says " cause I've been married to your sister for
40
> years."
>