Posted by Phil on March 01, 1999 at 07:26:10:
New Software Installation Jesus 1.0
I am writing because of questions from people regarding
installation of the latest version of the popular program
Jesus 1.0 (also available as Yeshua 1.0). It seems that
installation of Jesus 1.0 eventually leads to several
conflicts with other programs you may be running and may
even require certain upgrades and utility programs.
Jesus 1.0 usually installs easily enough. The program has
been around for years and was written so well that it has
never needed to be upgraded. It runs on the oldest of
machines as well as on the fanciest of operating systems
running at blazing speed. System requirements are minimal.
Jesus 1.0 requires virtually no RAM initially and is self-
installing. The evaluation copy and full version are available
free of charge despite reportedly enormous development costs.
Problems arise however as you use the program. Jesus 1.0
runs in the background and does a systematic evaluation of
all programs, utilities, and games on your system. For example
Jesus 1.0 does not run well at all with Religion 1.0 and higher
or Hate 1.0. There are extreme conflicts with these and other
programs that are unresolvable. Jesus 1.0 also evaluates
network connections that may be dangerous. Jesus 1.0 uses
pop-up windows to suggest better utilization of disc space
by deleting old programs and routines as well as severing
dangerous network connections. This is actually very helpful
and responding ŒYes' will result in extremely efficient and
productive use of your system.
When installing Jesus 1.0 you should be aware that when a pop-up
window makes a suggestion to remove a program or routine, there
is no choice on the pop-up to say: "Do not show this warning
again." Some feel this is a flaw in the system because they
cannot remove these persistent warnings. The warnings actually
become more urgent such as: "Continued use of Program XYZ or
Game ABC may result in a Fatal Error or Permanent Damage to Your
System". (NOTE: Jesus 1.0 does not uninstall easily if at
all. Software engineers debate ad nauseam whether this is even
possible.)
Removing old programs at the suggestion of Jesus 1.0 can be
difficult so we recommend a powerful utility program call
HolySpirit 1.0. HS 1.0 is capable of removing any old program
that is in conflict with the smooth operation of Jesus 1.0 while
also sweeping for viruses. HS 1.0 is actually a utility that
comes with Jesus 1.0 but often needs to be installed or unzipped
(though some report that it self-installs automatically).
HS 1.0 can be a bit of a memory hog and is a little unpredictable.
It can even make the system appear unstable for brief periods of
time. HS 1.0 wipes out old programs, defragments your hard drive
automatically and even increases hard disk space and available
RAM. HS 1.0 makes Jesus 1.0 run at lightning speed on any
operating system and debugs your communications software. HS 1.0
also has utilities that read and write in any language when
necessary. It is really quite marvelous and runs as a memory
resident program.
We have found that HS 1.0 runs best in conjunction with any of
the popular HiSWord software programs available from Yahweh.
HiSWord is an extensive online manual that also automatically
repairs broken files, clusters and strings of data. HiSWord
in various versions such as KJV, NAS, NIV etc. is in public
domain and is quite commonly available at modest cost. **
You also may have heard that there is a powerful utility
command available in Jesus 1.0 called Repent.exe. Repent.exe
does not install as a shortcut. The command causes an intensive
reworking of your entire system somewhat like a soft reformat.
All illegal and pirated programs are deleted, sleeping viruses
are purged and all software is all updated. Repent.exe is an
extreme command that causes an evaluation and virtual rewrite
of your system item by item but the results are terrific. Some
report a screen warning with Repent.exe that says: "This Will
Take Considerable Time -- Do You Want to Continue?"
In fact, there are normally several warnings before the
Repent.exe command is implemented such as: "Are You Sure You
Want To Repent.exe?", "The Repent.exe Command Will Result In
Total System Re-Write", "An Undetermined Number of Files Will
Be Lost", and a strange one that says "The Axe is Already At
The Root of the Trees -- John". Don't let this alarm you.
Clicking ŒYes' at all prompts may result in what appears to be
a system shutdown but others report quick results and a reboot.
It can be a scary experience but we have never heard of the
Repent.exe command resulting in a permanent crash. To the
contrary, the command generally results in maximum system
efficiency and function.
Bottom line, we view the Jesus 1.0 is an essential program
which we highly recommend especially with use of HS 1.0 and
HiSWord 1.0. Hope this is helpful.
Instructions on how to install Jesus 1.0 (Yeshua 1.0)
1) Log on with God. (PRAY)
2) CONFESS - "My system is corrupt and I need you. I confess
my sin. Save me."
3) INSTALL - "Lord Jesus, I need You. I make you Lord of my
life. Come into my life and be number one. Write Yourself
onto the tablet of my heart and mind and never leave me.
Re-write me and restore me."
(c) 1999 Jeff Hoy
"Jeff Hoy"