Posted by Stuart John on July 08, 19100 at 15:46:43:
In Reply to: Computer Football posted by Anne Ward on December 01, 1999 at 13:15:15:
: Not exactly a joke but some great one-liners!!!
: Church Football
: Bosman - Church members quietly leave after
: communion.
: Half-time - The period between Sunday School and worship when
: many choose to leave.
: Substitute's Bench - Those who do not sing, pray, or apparently do
: anything but sit.
: Off-side trap - Making a trip to the back (restroom or water
: fountain) during the service.
: Injury time - The point at which you realize the sermon is
: almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings.
:
Offside - You're called on to pray and are asleep
:
quick break - Getting out of church quickly, without speaking to any
guest or fellow member.
:
Missed a sitter - The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during
: the sermon to affect your life.
:
: stay for Sunday School.
: Counter Attack - The rush for the restaurants following the closing prayer.
: *****